The Sopranos Meet Abbot and Costello
A: They give ball players some funny fucking names these days.
B: All right, fucking wise guy, tell me about the fucking team.
A: Well, we got Who on Fucking first, What the Fuck's on the second and Fuck You on third...
B: You don't know their fucking names?
A: Fucking right I do.
B: All right, who's on fucking first?
A: Fucking right.
B: I mean the fucker's name.
A: Who.
B: The fucker on first.
A: Who.
B: The first fucking baseman.
A: Who is on fucking first!
B: I'm fucking asking you who's on fucking first.
A: That's the motherfucker's name.
B: That's who's fucking name?
A: Fucking right.
B: Fucking tell me.
A: That's fucking it.
B: That's who?
A: Fucking right.
PAUSE
B: Look, you gotta a fucking first baseman?
A: Of course we fucking do.
B: So who's playing fucking first?
A: Fucking right.
B: When you pay the fucking first baseman every fucking month, who gets the fucking money?
A: Every fucking dollar.
B: All I want to fucking know is the name of the fucker on first fucking base.
A: Who.
B: The fucker that--
A: That's fucking it.
B: Who gets the fucking money?
A: Well, sometimes his bitch rolls down and collects it.
B: Whose bitch?
A: Fucking right.
PAUSE
B: All I'm trying to find out is what the fuck's the guy's name on first fucking base.
A: No. What the fuck's the guy's name on second fucking base.
B: I'm not asking you who's on fucking second.
A: Who's on fucking first.
B: One fucking base at a time!
A: Fuck. Take it easy.
B: I'm just fucking asking, who's the guy on fucking first?
A: Fucking right.
B: Ok.
A: All right.
PAUSE
B: What the fuck's the guy's name on first base?
A: No. What the fuck's on second.
B: I'm not fucking asking you who's on fucking second.
A: Who's on fucking first.
B: Fuck you.
A: He's on fucking third, we're not fucking talking about him.