Would somebody PLEASE make a useful spreadsheet for the Mac that
A) Isn't Excel?
B) More or less works without being hideous (I'm looking at you, Mariner Calc, and you, Mesa, oh, and you, Appleworks)
C) Doesn't take half an hour to start up (hi, Neo Office)
If you're willing to do this, I'm willing to shower you with praise. Thank you.